Old Man Cozlodonkey He is sliding down a hot tin roof. Oh, Old Man Cozlodonkey, baby He's a-slidin' downa hot tin roof. He is a sneaky bastard He's as sneaky as a bird named Rukh.
Old Man Cozlodonkey He's trying to sneak in a window. Yeah, Old Man Cozlodonkey, pretty mama He's a-trying to sneak inna window. He's aimin' for a bed, people Oh yeah, for a bed of some maiden or widow.
Old Man Cozlodonkey He used to party in the old times I say, Old Man Cozlodonkey He used to party wild in them old times He sure could party hard, baby Goin' round with those empty eyes.
Old Man Cozlodonkey He'd whistle loud as cry Oh boy, Old Man Cozlodonkey Yes, his whistle was as loud as cry. He was callin' all women Callin' 'em to make love in a bush nearby.
Old Man Cozlodonkey It was a pastime he liked. Old Man Cozlodonkey, brothers, It was a pastime he really done liked. An' he did please several, Yes sir, he pleased 'bout a dozen times.
Old Man Cozlodonkey He served as an idol to the men. Yo, Old Man Cozlodonkey, hear He done served as an idol to da men. He was respected by everybody Yeah, brother, was respected by all of 'em.
Old Man Cozlodonkey Now everybody's hidin' in their crib Oh, the poor Old Man Every bitch's hidin' in the window of their crib... Old Man Cozlodonkey is crawling His pants are wet and he really, really needs to pee!
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